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BTFD On Base. Coinbase's Layer 2 Blockchain

Are you a degenerate gambler? Think 100x leverage is a good idea? Call the BTFD hotline

1800-BUY-TFD

Story

Jose was a degen gambler from the Bronx who got consumed by crypto’s lure of fast riches and lambos. He blew paychecks on shitcoins, getting rekt but hooked on terrible financial decisions. 

During the 2021 bear market, Jose embodied BTFD – buying every airdrop, fork and memecoin as bitcoin crashed 85%. He laughed off liquidations, his GigaChad mindset unbreakable.

Then in 2022’s apocalyptic crypto winter, Jose made his legendary play – mortgaging his mom’s house to go all-in buying EVERY memecoin at the bottom. ETH at $400? BTFD. BTC under 10K? BTFD. 

When the 2023 bull came, Jose’s $BTFD masterpiece shitcoin won bigly. Now this diamond-handed legend allegedly dwells in shadowy Area 51 trading $BTFD profits, his laser eyes glowing – secretly whaling crypto markets. 

Don’t cross this Dumpster Diving Honey Badger, not even BlackRock wants smoke with Jose’s trades.  Not to mention the ladies love him.

TOKENOMICS

444,730,000

Total Supply

Zero Tax

No tax on buying & selling

Liquidity Locked

Locked, contract renounced forever

roadmap

Q2 2024
  • Stealth launched the BTFD future of finance token, introducing Jose as our fearless degenerate leader
  • Have Jose literally burn 50% the supply to become a crypto trillionaire… even richer than hedge cucks
  • Create a BTFD cult that Wants number  to go up  as jose demands his members go “full degen” buying as much as possible
  • Get recognized by Base chads Brian Armstrong and Jesse Pollak
Q3 2024
  • Enlightened members get full-arm $BTFD Tatts and host weekly dip buying rituals
  • Get Listed on Coinbase for the culture
Q4 2024
  • Grand opening of Jose’s “BTFD: journey of a degenillionaire” museum - entire wing dedicated to loser no coiners
  • Create Jose-AI trading bot achieves sentience, uses deep memetic learning to absorb the bias of 10,000 crypto twitter KOLS
  • Jose declares world domination over black rock and claims they NGMI
Q1 2025
  • BTFD gets accepted as currency for one-way trips to Jose’s home world and new earth - Diptopia… sorry XRP
  • Jose becomes worlds most famous Sugar Daddy

Meme Generator

This token is simply a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. No expectation of Profit is to to be Assumed. This is entirely a community run project.

© BTFD 2024

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